The dreaded result is out. My mid-term paper. (What were u thinking of?)
Didn't do well. Tricky MCQs. Hmm...but the result seemed fair, considering I only studied for it in 2 days and I went clubbing that weekend before! Haha...no choice, since the paper fell on my birthday!
Oh I have a name for my theory- Pamelogy.
Mr. Bartender is now taking a degree in Pamelogy. Let's just say he will graduate in....6 years time? haha..hopefully he does so with 1st class honours!
And I forgot to reference my theory. Here it is:
Testicality. 10 August, 2006, from http://mydivineintervention.blogspot.com, Suresh Nair et al.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
oops!
OOPS!
Sorry dear, I mistook your surprise. Didn't expect the hand-made card from you, it's absolutely beautiful and sweet. I love it a lot and promise you I'll treasure it. Thanks for the ice-cream cake too, though it melted away in the fridge haha!
Been a great birthday, with my closest friends celebrating it with me at The Mind Cafe. Great place. You can play board games and have fun all night long over there. It's a great place to catch up too, because all ice will be broken as soon as the games start! Looking forward to another session there gals!
Sorry dear, I mistook your surprise. Didn't expect the hand-made card from you, it's absolutely beautiful and sweet. I love it a lot and promise you I'll treasure it. Thanks for the ice-cream cake too, though it melted away in the fridge haha!
Been a great birthday, with my closest friends celebrating it with me at The Mind Cafe. Great place. You can play board games and have fun all night long over there. It's a great place to catch up too, because all ice will be broken as soon as the games start! Looking forward to another session there gals!
Sunday, September 17, 2006
This will be the last time
Let me make things clear- If you still do not know, I have absolutely no patience with people who do not/attempt to do what they promised they would do. If you do not bother to fulfill your promises, don't even make them in the first place!
If you cannot make it on time, let me know early. Don't give me false hopes and take it away at the 11th hour.
If you cannot make it on time, let me know early. Don't give me false hopes and take it away at the 11th hour.
If you want me to trust you, prove it to me that you are dependable.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Pam's Theory- Can anyone help think of a name for it?
After reading Suresh's blog on his theory of "Neuro-Testicality", I have decided to come up with my own theory too. Unlike him, I am not going to patent it because I think it is important to share this theory with everyone- especially clueless guys, because this simple theory of mine can make this world a happier place.
My theory posits that it is possible to get out of an ugly situation with your girlfriend, with the right moves.
This theory works only on girls, so guys listen up!
This theory assumes the following:
1. Your girlfriend is 100% of the female species.
2. Your girlfriend is truly in love with you.
3. Your girlfriend likes to eat ice-cream. (yes, you read correctly...it is ice-cream)
4. You are truly in love with your girlfriend, if not- don't bother trying out this theory.
5. Your girlfriend is not a hard-core spoilt brat/ princess.
Ok, done with all the assumptions. Here goes my theory:
Say you are in the midst of a quarrel with your gf. You say sorry (and I assume you are truly sorry!), but she is still seething with anger. She refuses to look at you, talk to you nicely, or even let you touch her.
Feel like killing yourself? (You should be feeling this way if you fulfill assumption number 4.)
Fret not. There is a way out of this situation.
Next time this situation pops up (hopefully not, but you know, these things do happen quite often in a relationship), try the following line:
"Dear, Please don't get angry anymore, ok? I buy you your favorite ice-cream ok? Which flavour do you want?"
Important Note: Do not leave out any word from the above sentence. All the words have been carefully chosen for this theory of mine. All of them have a significant reason for being there. Do not question their usefulness.
Don't believe? Let me give you an example of the usefulness of the last sentence, "which flavour do you want?"
If you do not include this sentence, you essentially cut off the possible interactions with your gf. She could simply say "not ok!" when you say "I buy you your favourite ice-cream ok?"
By including the last sentence, you are in fact forcing her to accept your deal. Get it? Simple as that.
My theory posits that you have to find a way to allow your girlfriend a chance to show that she is not angry with you anymore. By simply saying "sorry" will not work because it would seem that she has to smile at you and be nice immediately after. In reality, this doesn't work because everyone needs time to cool off. Even though she might not be angry with you anymore, she does not know a way to show that to you. Hence, by simply using the above mentioned 3 sentences, you should be outta that ugly situation.....and happily licking ever after!
Good Luck.
My theory posits that it is possible to get out of an ugly situation with your girlfriend, with the right moves.
This theory works only on girls, so guys listen up!
This theory assumes the following:
1. Your girlfriend is 100% of the female species.
2. Your girlfriend is truly in love with you.
3. Your girlfriend likes to eat ice-cream. (yes, you read correctly...it is ice-cream)
4. You are truly in love with your girlfriend, if not- don't bother trying out this theory.
5. Your girlfriend is not a hard-core spoilt brat/ princess.
Ok, done with all the assumptions. Here goes my theory:
Say you are in the midst of a quarrel with your gf. You say sorry (and I assume you are truly sorry!), but she is still seething with anger. She refuses to look at you, talk to you nicely, or even let you touch her.
Feel like killing yourself? (You should be feeling this way if you fulfill assumption number 4.)
Fret not. There is a way out of this situation.
Next time this situation pops up (hopefully not, but you know, these things do happen quite often in a relationship), try the following line:
"Dear, Please don't get angry anymore, ok? I buy you your favorite ice-cream ok? Which flavour do you want?"
Important Note: Do not leave out any word from the above sentence. All the words have been carefully chosen for this theory of mine. All of them have a significant reason for being there. Do not question their usefulness.
Don't believe? Let me give you an example of the usefulness of the last sentence, "which flavour do you want?"
If you do not include this sentence, you essentially cut off the possible interactions with your gf. She could simply say "not ok!" when you say "I buy you your favourite ice-cream ok?"
By including the last sentence, you are in fact forcing her to accept your deal. Get it? Simple as that.
My theory posits that you have to find a way to allow your girlfriend a chance to show that she is not angry with you anymore. By simply saying "sorry" will not work because it would seem that she has to smile at you and be nice immediately after. In reality, this doesn't work because everyone needs time to cool off. Even though she might not be angry with you anymore, she does not know a way to show that to you. Hence, by simply using the above mentioned 3 sentences, you should be outta that ugly situation.....and happily licking ever after!
Good Luck.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Mid term exam on my Birthday!!
No happy birthday for me I guess.....I know it's gonna be a hard test, hopefully I won't flunk it. Otherwise would have to work doubly hard for the finals.
Shucks, no mood to study for it even though today is probaby the only day I have to study for it! Someone please heeelllppp me......why do I feel so tired and worn out? It's only the 6th week!
Shucks, no mood to study for it even though today is probaby the only day I have to study for it! Someone please heeelllppp me......why do I feel so tired and worn out? It's only the 6th week!
Saturday, September 09, 2006
When you fall in love with Mr. Bartender
Ever wondered what will happen if you fall in love with Mr. Bartender? Well, this happened to me and I'll tell you what happens when Mr. Bartender becomes my boyfriend.
1. You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night telling you how much he misses you at work.
2. You'll get free entry into the club he works at. No need to Queue, woohoo!
3. You'll see how he lights up for a pretty lady as soon as she takes the cigarette out. Cool, yet professional.
4. You'll learn which genre songs fall into. I couldn't tell Trance from Euro Trash until Mr. Bartender came along.
5. You'll hear juicy stories about the things celebs do when they visit the club. Interesting.
Now here comes the most interesting part of the story....This is what happens when Mr. Bartender quits his job...
You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night---from a lady telling him how sad she is because she no longer gets free lychees from cute Mr. Bartender.
Can someone please tell the lady that she can get a big can of lychees in syrup from the supermarket at just a fraction of what she pays in the club for a glass of lychee martini.
Thank you. End of story.
I still love Mr. Bartender.
I still love the Tissue Flower he made for me.
I still love the way he loves me.
1. You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night telling you how much he misses you at work.
2. You'll get free entry into the club he works at. No need to Queue, woohoo!
3. You'll see how he lights up for a pretty lady as soon as she takes the cigarette out. Cool, yet professional.
4. You'll learn which genre songs fall into. I couldn't tell Trance from Euro Trash until Mr. Bartender came along.
5. You'll hear juicy stories about the things celebs do when they visit the club. Interesting.
Now here comes the most interesting part of the story....This is what happens when Mr. Bartender quits his job...
You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night---from a lady telling him how sad she is because she no longer gets free lychees from cute Mr. Bartender.
Can someone please tell the lady that she can get a big can of lychees in syrup from the supermarket at just a fraction of what she pays in the club for a glass of lychee martini.
Thank you. End of story.
I still love Mr. Bartender.
I still love the Tissue Flower he made for me.
I still love the way he loves me.
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