When you fall in love with Mr. Bartender

Ever wondered what will happen if you fall in love with Mr. Bartender? Well, this happened to me and I'll tell you what happens when Mr. Bartender becomes my boyfriend.

1. You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night telling you how much he misses you at work.

2. You'll get free entry into the club he works at. No need to Queue, woohoo!

3. You'll see how he lights up for a pretty lady as soon as she takes the cigarette out. Cool, yet professional.

4. You'll learn which genre songs fall into. I couldn't tell Trance from Euro Trash until Mr. Bartender came along.

5. You'll hear juicy stories about the things celebs do when they visit the club. Interesting.

Now here comes the most interesting part of the story....This is what happens when Mr. Bartender quits his job...

You'll get SMSes in the middle of the night---from a lady telling him how sad she is because she no longer gets free lychees from cute Mr. Bartender.

Can someone please tell the lady that she can get a big can of lychees in syrup from the supermarket at just a fraction of what she pays in the club for a glass of lychee martini.

Thank you. End of story.




I still love Mr. Bartender.

I still love the Tissue Flower he made for me.

I still love the way he loves me.