Pam's Theory- Can anyone help think of a name for it?

After reading Suresh's blog on his theory of "Neuro-Testicality", I have decided to come up with my own theory too. Unlike him, I am not going to patent it because I think it is important to share this theory with everyone- especially clueless guys, because this simple theory of mine can make this world a happier place.

My theory posits that it is possible to get out of an ugly situation with your girlfriend, with the right moves.

This theory works only on girls, so guys listen up!

This theory assumes the following:

1. Your girlfriend is 100% of the female species.

2. Your girlfriend is truly in love with you.

3. Your girlfriend likes to eat ice-cream. (yes, you read correctly...it is ice-cream)

4. You are truly in love with your girlfriend, if not- don't bother trying out this theory.

5. Your girlfriend is not a hard-core spoilt brat/ princess.

Ok, done with all the assumptions. Here goes my theory:

Say you are in the midst of a quarrel with your gf. You say sorry (and I assume you are truly sorry!), but she is still seething with anger. She refuses to look at you, talk to you nicely, or even let you touch her.

Feel like killing yourself? (You should be feeling this way if you fulfill assumption number 4.)

Fret not. There is a way out of this situation.

Next time this situation pops up (hopefully not, but you know, these things do happen quite often in a relationship), try the following line:

"Dear, Please don't get angry anymore, ok? I buy you your favorite ice-cream ok? Which flavour do you want?"

Important Note: Do not leave out any word from the above sentence. All the words have been carefully chosen for this theory of mine. All of them have a significant reason for being there. Do not question their usefulness.

Don't believe? Let me give you an example of the usefulness of the last sentence, "which flavour do you want?"

If you do not include this sentence, you essentially cut off the possible interactions with your gf. She could simply say "not ok!" when you say "I buy you your favourite ice-cream ok?"

By including the last sentence, you are in fact forcing her to accept your deal. Get it? Simple as that.

My theory posits that you have to find a way to allow your girlfriend a chance to show that she is not angry with you anymore. By simply saying "sorry" will not work because it would seem that she has to smile at you and be nice immediately after. In reality, this doesn't work because everyone needs time to cool off. Even though she might not be angry with you anymore, she does not know a way to show that to you. Hence, by simply using the above mentioned 3 sentences, you should be outta that ugly situation.....and happily licking ever after!

Good Luck.