SEXPO

Got a call from Clio at the last minute yesterday, asking me if I wanna work at Suntec's Sexpo. For those who are not familiar, Sexpo is a SEX Exhibition, a 3-day event that is educational and entertaining.

Being super broke and super free after exams, I agreed to take on the job...just wished that I did not have to give out condoms! Luckily, my job was just to station at the "Changing Room" where people pay to change into different kinky costumes and take pictures! Cool rite...haha...plus I can get to see some bods!

Maybe because it was a Friday, so there was not much crowd at my station...but nonetheless, there were some pretty interesting characters* (pun not intended) which showed up at the Changing Room.

For a start, it's hard to get people to come into the Changing Room. Once you approach couples and tell them they can change into costumes to take pictures, the following scenarios could happen:

1. The gal will take 2 steps back and say "no no no" while the guy lets out a cheeky laugh.

2. The guy will take 2 steps back and say "no no no" while the gal lets out a cheeky laugh.

3. The gal will ask the guy "you want anot?" while flashing her cutest smile....

4. The guy will ask the gal "you want anot? while giving her a horny look....

OR, you could get uncles standing outside the Changing Room, hoping to get a glance at any exposed flesh. For these people, I adopted a matter-of-fact attitude.

"Uncle, want take photo? Can wear sexy costume to take. Must pay $5. Want? Come la."

Sounds crude, but usually this will make them go away. I did say usually....some just don't give up, they will actually go inside and take a look at the costumes! Goodness....If my dad is like that I will ask my mom to divorce him!!!

Wanna go into the details of the different couples who came into the Changing Room, some were really hilarious...but I scared kenna defamation suit la so better not write here. If you wanna know come ask me haha!

Or ask any of my colleagues: Ivy, Hong Ming and Roger

By the way, wanna know which station has the longest queue? Pole dancing room.....pay $5 go inside see gals dance for 3 min also shiok....haiz....

Sexpo is on for 3 days, starting on the 24th of Nov 2006. Can get free condoms! While stocks last!